I Can Sleep on Windy Nights

September 25th, 2009 → 6:00 am @

An old story I read as a child told of a farm-hand who promised the farmer when he was hired, “I can sleep on windy nights.” The farmer didn’t understand what he meant until the night of a terrible storm in which the farmer was certain all his hay would be blown away. His new help slept peacefully through the storm while he rushed outside and was instead surprised to find that everything was already secured. When you’re prepared for the storm, you can sleep through it without worry.

Well, it’s been a-stormin’ here in Mississippi. Not a day (or night) goes by it seems without at least an hour of driving wind and rain. But Ryan and I have been remarkably able to sleep at night without worry. Between the both of us we have established a certain level of comfort with the elements.

Just south of Helena, Arkansas, I managed to leave half of my tent poles high on a ridge above the river. I didn’t notice this loss until we camped in near darkness later that night and I had to improvise by propping up the tent with wire ties and my tripod. The reduced ceiling height of this new arrangement felt like sleeping inside a large plastic bag (i.e. very claustrophobic)! A new 8′x9′ tent purchased in Vicksburg restored my standard of living for the final few weeks of theĀ  journey. Ahh, sweet comfort!

Ryan would be very happy if our boats were tied up this high every night.

Ryan would be very happy if our boats were tied up this high every night.

Ryan’s not comfortable at night unless the boats are well above the water line and tied down securely. I’m perfectly happy if they are at least 18 inches above the water, but I let him choose how high we will put the boats up each night. In this case, it’s probably good that he is so concerned because that may save our boats one night when the water actually rises above my level of comfort.

Both of us have succumbed to not worry about the rain anymore. The only essential items which cannot get wet are the camera and laptops. Since these items are always kept wrapped in plastic, protected from the rain, storms can come and go without us ever having to think about these possessions getting destroyed.

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D'evereux Mansion, Natchez, Mississippi

Other items like the tents, sleeping bags, and pillows are in a constant state of being soaked. “My pillow smells like piss!” is a common complaint ringing out in the night. My sleeping bag is often wet, but fortunately it’s warm regardless of how wet it is. Ryan reminds me nightly to just think of it as a giant warm vagina. Uhh, right…

But tonight we don’t have to worry about rain at all. We’re sleeping at the D’evereux Mansion in Natchez, Mississippi where we are the welcomed guests of the mansion’s owner. There is a large comfortable queen bed in the guest room. I’m on one side of the bed zipped up in my sleeping bag while Ryan propped himself up on tons of pillows on the other side. It’s windy outside, but tonight we’ll sleep just fine.


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3 Comments → “I Can Sleep on Windy Nights”


  1. Ken brown

    4 years ago

    What is your eta for the baton rogue area ? I ok be on the look out for you guys !! I’m on one of the famous push boats !!!! Ha watch for the wake ! Ha ken b


  2. Kris Cox

    4 years ago

    You’re sleeping next to a guy who is telling you to pretend that something feels like a giant warm vagina?! You know I have to say it, Phillip… THAT REMINDS ME OF PRISON! I hope you get to come back this way soon. I so enjoyed your last visit.


  3. Kelly Canull

    4 years ago

    I loved your sharing! When nature howls, it is nice to rest in the comforts of a mansion….a nice reminder of the comforts of our own inner mansion that keeps us safe at all times. Blessings, Kelly